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John McClane: Well, well, well Supporting some of the UK's biggest comedy names, Kev has shared critical acclaim and standing ovations not only as a support act but also with his own one-man show. A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. What do you think- I'm fuckin' stupid Hans. As an actor, he has appeared in several award-winning independent films, including Adam, Evenhand and Fiona. Thu August 21st, PM.

At this tiny, quirky bar, the Cord Cutter Comedy show featuring comics from Fuse, SiriusXM, Just for Laughs, among others will be followed by a screening of the debate. John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll have a party! A monkey in the wretch. John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. Hans Gruber: Get the detonators. Hans Gruber: What was it you said before? Others will jump into the thick of it and head to Hofstra University, where street performer and purveyor of love and farts Matthew Silver will be debating fringe candidate Vermin Supreme.

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Laughs I'm John McClane. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. Wrong guess. Catch this innovative comedian, clearly about to make the jump to bona fide Superstar, while you still can.

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Unless you wanna open the front door for me. A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. We have set forth the immediate implementation of additional mandatory guidelines and procedures for sanitation and frequent cleaning, with a focus on the prevention of virus transmission. As a Japanese-American raised in Arkansas, Perdue used his unique upbringing to create distinct comedy material about various topics including family matters, news headlines, and the mixing of cultures.

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Rutherford Falls. Quotes tagged as "drinking" Showing of Jimmy Ouyang - Rap Lyrics. Hans Gruber: [impersonating a hostage] You don't work for Nakatomi, and if you're not one of them? Headliner: Kev Orkian Buy Tickets. John McClane: "Come out to da coast, we'll get togetha, have a few laughs. Finesse Mitchell - The Rock Lounge. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Caption Goes Here Coming soon.

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Kev is without question one the UK's finest entertainers and an internationally acclaimed comedy pianist. Hans Gruber: Who are you, then? Hans Gruber: Mr. However, audiences often come back just for his improvisational crowd work where he can be the most spontaneous.

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His material is drawn from everyday life situations, and is a hybrid of character work, storytelling and one liner jabs to the funny bone. We can go any way you want it. Cameraman: Ya. August 23 - 29 Kev Orkian Kev is without question one the UK's finest entertainers and an internationally acclaimed comedy pianist. Shiva Baby.

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Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? John McClane: [imitates buzzer] Sorry, Hans. Hans Gruber: I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative.

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But, you have me at a loss. Howie Mandel told Vicki and America, "I think you just came up with your own sitcom, you're wonderful I love you. John McClane: "Now i know what a T. Love or hate the candidates, these election-inspired sweet drinks are welcome in our mouth anytime.

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John McClane: Is the building destroyed? Meet, drink and laugh with other young professionals in this nomadic monthly series hosted by comedienne Michelle Slonim.

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Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world. Trujillo on the Netflix series MR. Hans Gruber: I'm going to count to three. John McClane: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?! Mare of Easttown. In the Spring of he performed at the White House where he had the privilege of introducing Michelle Obama.

Steve Martin is one of the finest gentlemen you'll ever meet. Browse By Tag. Thu September 2nd, PM. June 28 - 30 Jackson Perdue Jackson Perdue started his comedy career at the famed Comedy Store in Hollywood, California, where he honed his craft in comedic storytelling by watching and learning the mechanics and art of stand up comedy from the best comedians around the country.